10 Random Poker Quotes

Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth