10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water