10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."