10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.