10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT