10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"