10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.