10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.