10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz