10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.