10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from