10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'