10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.