10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS