10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986