10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.