10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.