10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.