10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph