10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "No river, no fish."
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.