10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-