10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake