10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."