10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare