10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."