10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.