10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson