10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave