10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger