10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..