10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- It's Free To Fold...
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom