10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."