10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "No river, no fish."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Welcome to kicker school