10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is for loners.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.