10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.