10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.