10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer