10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"