10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"