10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fook the floosh droo!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi