10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"