10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."