10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"