10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!