10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "No river, no fish."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels