10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.