10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.