10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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