10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Poker is for fat, American losers.