10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)